Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in destroying lives, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a laundry list of red flags: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, watches with detachment, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems complicit in standing idly by while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has fostered an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this cesspit.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually covered in grime, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis check out this information from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a blight on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the revulsion of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!